why my grades are the way they are:
- ENGLISH (A)
- Teacher: Okay, your essay prompt is how effectively Thoreau used his choice of rhetoric devices.
- Me: (writing) Thoreau is able to accurately illustrate his argument through antagonizing the federal government, use of metaphor, and demonstration of anecdote.
- PRE-CAL (B-)
- Teacher: Your homework is on the log.
- Me: (one o' clock in the morning after fooling around on the internet) Uh, well. I know how this works but.. I don't want to do this. I don't want to. Nah. I know! I'll just copy everything tomorrow. Or maybe I won't.
- PHYSICS (B-)
- Teacher: And as the object moves, the frequencies--
- My thoughts: SHE WILL NEVER GET ENOUGH
- Teacher: and the frequencies--
- My thoughts: ONCE SHE GETS A LITTLE TOUCH
- IF I HAD IT MY WAY
- YOU KNOW THAT I'D MAKE HER SAY 0o0o0o--
- Teacher: Okay, and that's it.
- Well ISH. Today was a wasted day of learning, all on my part too. I really hate that tendency to mentally scream Ke$ha lyrics at the worst times ever.
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